Gerard make for tell story. Gerard no for mean being gone for long time. Gerard have thing for make admit to internet people. Gerard pregnant! NO MORE PREGNANT! Gerard have make to get abortion.
GO WATCH GERARD ABORTION ON INTERNET!!
YES! Gerard abortion turn into website people make call VIDEOGUM!
READ EXCERPT!
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who watches Paradise Hotel 2, but it's not my fault that you guys are bad at priorities and watching great stuff. Just kidding. Paradise Hotel 2 is the worst show. You know how when you watch Flavor of Love or something and you think "I can't believe these people are on TV"? Imagine the people who would love to be on that show but weren't attractive or interesting enough (but were retarded enough). But the fact of the matter is that I loved Paradise Hotel 1, so when I found out there was going to be a third tier cable-only sequel, I was like "sign me up!"
FUUUCK?!
Read again. WHO PAY FOR MAKE THAT WRITE?! WHO!? MORE MAKE INSIPID THAN PUT TOGETHER GOOD HOGDKINS AND RAWKGREENWALD. FUUUCKK INTERNET! FUUUUUCK!!!!
At least Pitchforktv make for make content for make want to watch. YES?
DIE BABY VIDEOGUM! DIE!!
